My life is so fucking funny. Your Schott Perfeco is more badass than me putting a cigarette out on my tongue.

Hello, Chicago.

I have never heard of someone liking Pearl Jam

spazzingforperfection:

csandrian:

spazzingforperfection:

Obviously there are people out there, just not people I know. OMG WHAT IF MY FUTURE BOYFRIEND LOOOOOVES THEM? I WOULD CRY!

Better them than…Tokio Hotel. Just saying.

I’d rather listen to Tokio Hotel. I’m not even kidding.

Just ughhhh. ESPECIALLY DAUGHTER! I HATE THAT ONE MOST OF ALL!

Pearl Jam is/was brilliant for a time.

FALL OUT BOY BREAKS UP! THANK GOD!

mchaffer:

nicholasheitman:

kelinbrace:

scottrothman:

http://consequenceofsound.net/2009/11/19/fall-out-boy-announces-a-break-with-emphasis-on-break/

YESSSSSSS

This is literally the worst day of my life.

A falling out.

Shot in the fucking head.

"aw shucks. Let me tell you a joke:
What were the headlines when the 3 foot tall fortuneteller went missing?
small medium at large!!!!!!
AAAAHAAHAHAHA!!!"

I felt like I was the only person in America who hates Andew Jackson. It's nice to know I'm not alone.

spazzingforperfection:

conorfowler:

(via spazzingforperfection)

Sorry, but Andrew Jackson was fucking awesome. He’s kind of the American Stalin, with less mustache.

 He was an asshole who displaced and murdered thousands of Cherokees just because they found gold in the mountains where they were living. Yeah real fucking awesome.

Manifest.Destiny.

"Conor in chicago find Oprah and get her autograph for me.
Thanks."

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